Wait I’m not crazy? I’m not the only one who grew up with this? My best friend’s dad when I was a kid would make this for us and I LOVE it. He used Kraft Singles tho. No one else I know has ever experienced it before.
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wth is cholula?
spuriousattrition
Alabama nachos
Ianofminnesota
Like a fucked up tostada.
Beautiful-Drawing879
Swap the saltines for triscuits and I’d eat it voluntarily
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I cheated the diet a little and ate the plate too.
I’m not mad at this

They call it a “military diet” because you go to war against your taste buds. Oh, also: there’s lots of grunts.
Add a pepperoni to each one and you got mini pizzas
I do this when I’m really baked sometimes
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
No limes to fight off the scurvy?
Triscuits instead of saltines is so good.
Add a slice of pickle :d
My mom showed me how to do this when i was young. Still one of my favorite munchies
You on the 1500 plan?
Soldiers in combat get like 9000 calories a day, full of carbs and protein (and sometimes amphetamine)
Okay, some canned tuna on those (or canned salmon if you’re feeling sexy) would be fire
How luxurious, you had a microwave.

Sounds like a shit diet to me.
Shit on a shingle – the remix
This was a favourite of me and my sister lol melted cheese on saltines.. also pb on saltines, butter on saltines, really whatever is available 😂
I eat those with pickles on top.
Which military is occupying your kitchen and making you eat that?
How many carbs are those crackers?
I thought these were [Leary Biscuits](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Leary_biscuit) for a sec
I really thought that said “chocula.”
Wait I’m not crazy? I’m not the only one who grew up with this? My best friend’s dad when I was a kid would make this for us and I LOVE it. He used Kraft Singles tho. No one else I know has ever experienced it before.
wth is cholula?
Alabama nachos
Like a fucked up tostada.
Swap the saltines for triscuits and I’d eat it voluntarily